it is i who shit

Okay i need to get this off my chest, i work in a company with up tight people, who don't say morning to people when they see u. I ate a big meal this morning and when i reach to work a hour after my belly started to hurt, i couldn't hold it in any more i had to go. i wall in the bathroom and no one one there i proceeded to defecate in the toilet i was shock to see what came out of my anus and a plan came into my head. i decided to leave what i had down in the toilet i move to a next stall and wipe off my self and wash my hands and run out of there. a few minutes after there were people out side of the toilet speaking i decided to get up and see what was up. to my surprise there was a out of order sign on the door. the toilet that i had defecated in couldn't flush and dey scent of my faces stuck dey entire toilet and was seepin outside in to dey corriders. i felt good and rewarding that the person that descover my faces was one of those uptight people.

Comments

appleluv,

Americans again stupes!!!!

2009-01-08 08:48:15

courious,

that is such a disgusting thing to be proud of

2009-01-08 09:33:45

iQon,

lol, that was funny. But let me tell you what you really should do. To those people who's uptight at your job. I work with a few people such as, but I ignore them, they don't speak to me, I don't speak to them; if they slip and speak, I tell them to: " Keep it to yoself, I do not want to hear it; you've not spoken to me initially, so keep it. "

But, go home, get a five gallon bucket, like, a carpenters paint bucket; shit in it for about two or three weeks, I'm talking about, really shit in it, use the bucket as a toilet. Keep it in the basement or garage somewhere, keep it covered, though. Mix it with water to the point you can carry it.

Go to work real early one day, really early before everybody, take some shit, make two or three trips, try not to get caught by security, anyway, take the shit in some 7-11 Big Gulp cups, and slosh shit all ova the computers, your supervisor's pc, you co-workers pc, their seats, the frige in the break room, the microwave, everywhere..iQon!

2009-01-08 09:35:20

The Reaper,

Please don't take the advice of fools. You are better than that. What you did was hella nasty. But hey....shit happens right? LOL

2009-01-08 09:45:40

Guest,

That was nasty but funny as hell....lol

@ apple-bitch shut the fuck up. if you got a problem with americans, take yo' bitch ass back to trinidad.

2009-01-08 09:53:17

Ask Mother Divine,

Child your ass need to buy a plant and take care of it cause you have to much time on your hands...

DING DONG DING!!!

2009-01-08 11:11:43

appleluv,

I is the one who wrote this stupid story and you asses believe me.

hahaha

@motherdivine

you are iritating with that DING DONG DING!!! shit

shut the fock you ugly ass transvitite mother focker

Trinidad and Tobago all the way

2009-01-12 08:21:18

Guest,

@APPLELUV-- Bitch you really are dumb! Talking about Americans are stupid? Bitch U r STUPID! You got too much time on your hands to sit on here and make some bullshit up. You probably did do that with your nasty ass!! BITCH YOU NEED TO LEARN HOW TO PROPERLY SPELL AND COMPOSE A DECENT SENTENCE!! IGNORANCE IS NOT AN EXCUSE! LMFAO

2009-01-12 16:44:25

hey,

@appleluv - Say whatever you want to say about Americans. Your prostitute filled country can't even create a dam website, so you have to use ours.

2009-06-04 05:18:27