DAMN HIS ASS STANK

I once had a date with a professional brother who was dressed very nicely for the occasion. Well, our first date went very well, and I was looking forward to our second date. Unfortunately, the second was the worst date I've ever had. When I picked him up, we went to a movie and dinner when we got back to his place I was looking forward to getting up in his ass. He excused himself and said he was going to freshen up. When he cam e back he had on a jock strap and his phat ass hanging out. He turned around and bent down and spreaded his cheeks like he wanted me to eat the ass. I love eating ass but it got to be clean. I think old dude must have gone and taken a shit. When he spreaded the cheets he stank to high heaven--I mean major shit oder. Needless to say I went home horny, that was our last date. Please wash your ass before you present it for dinner.

Comments

WTF,

What do you think ass is for? To take a shit!!!

That is what you get for wanting to lick someones ass. Even if it was clean, how could you knowing what it is made for.

There is candy you can buy at the store if you want to lick, please keep mouth to yourself, no one wants to kiss someone that lick assholes.

2009-12-31 09:21:43

Fuck You Bitch,

I can lick your ass and make you sing like a bird don't knock it till you try it.

2009-12-31 09:35:25

heaven,

i'm sorry but i have to co-sign with WTF! i am a female and i would NEVER lick anyone's ass to ME that's just disgusting..sorry

2009-12-31 10:48:31

The Reaper,

@WTF I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF!!! 100% correct, but some people still like to eat ass and that is their preference. Bust a gut though. funny as hell.

2009-12-31 12:00:28

daNasty,

I love cleaning some ass..havnt you heard the term, FUCK the SHIT out of him? luv when guys do that to me and i clean there dick off. Damn im hard for some nasty dick.

2009-12-31 12:02:14

@daNasty,

DAMN DAMN DAMN that shit is nasty

2009-12-31 12:06:56

anon,

bacteria infested sewer is what most asses are. If you want all that shit down your throat, than more power to you. I don't care if an ass is washed in acid, I will not be licking shit.

2009-12-31 15:11:07

WTF,

@fuckyoubitch , Ok that sounds good, now first I want you to take your tongue and put it up each of my nostrils and lick it clean (I have a terrible nose drip and lots of mucus) then I want to take a shit first and then I want you to lick the rest of the shit off my asshole, lick it cleannnnnnn!!! Ya nasty muthafucka! then take yo nasty ass home!

2009-12-31 15:18:43

Guest,

I feel ya anon!

2009-12-31 21:28:26

C'mon Now...,

I love licking a dudes clean ass!!! I lick it same way I do my wife's pussy!!!

2009-12-31 21:56:53

Whoa!,

TOOO DAMN WILD FOR ME! ALLL OF YA!!!

2010-01-01 08:41:41

nite-nite,

Whether or not you like a man saying he likes to eat a clean ass and despises a dirty ass; well there is a reason for a man about eating another man's ass, but first, the whole damn thing it is this, and women, if you want to find out if you hubies like dick up in the ass, here it is a secret, make your hubbie clean his ass real good and then act as you were going to be a total freak and as if you were going to give some head to him, of course you gotta do it, but work your way down under and lick that ass, eat that ass, tongue fuck that husbaand's ass and believe me the next thing, his dick will be harder than ever, and if you, in a delicate way, put a finger or two up in his ass, he'll be moaning and shooting his cum all over. You women keep wondering how to discover DL dudes, well here is one way, it never fails. Many men love eating another man's ass for that reason: to open the other guy's desire to be fucked deep and long, no matter he never being fucked. Amen

2010-01-02 01:42:46

@nite-nite,

damnnnn... that was hot!!! lol. Are you a man or woman?

2010-01-02 08:12:58

miss lady,

i thought this confession was funny as hell.... i cant help but be disgusted lol but i wont judge

2010-05-16 23:24:55

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