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I was driving and jerking off...

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I was driving down the road in my SUV and hed the urge to jerk off. So I whip old willie out and if I must say so I am very well endowed. Any ways, I was so turned on that I was jerking and speeding and the faster I went the more excited I got. I was jerking off when all of a suddon a light flash. ...
 

Uncle Fester

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Has anyone had the fantasy of fucking uncle Fester from the Adams family??? I know this guy that looks just like uncle Fester, he probably fucks like him too. Before I give you his information let me warn you that he is a fucking nappyheaded, nappybearded, jersey wearing, no job having liar. ...
 

Damn I just took some E and i think the t.v. is

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Damn I just took some E and i think the t.v. is fucking with me it sounds like the sound is backwards im not even joking im really scared..
 

I am sitting here smoking a blunt

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I am sitting here smoking a blunt and reading this shit and I don't like the way my cat looks at me. When I get high that damn cat makes me think she knows what I'm doing. It’s like that old anti drug commercial with the talking dog..
 

Im a virgin

Downlow_Diva Downlow_Diva  |  Funny  |  19 comments  |  290 views  |  Read Full
 
i am 15 years old and suprisingly im a virgin unlikie the other girls i do't even go near boys while there getting pregnant im in the house all day watching t.v. tell me how many girls u know my age that are still virgins were almost extinct.
 

I am not GAAY!!!

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Even though this is anonymous it's still super embarassing. First off, I'll start by saying that I'm completely straight. Anyhow, last week I was masturbating with our vacuum. I put saran wrap on my dick and then would fuck the vacuum hose when it was turned on. It basically sucked right down onto ...
 

I got burned

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Iwas drunk the other night and tried to show off for some friends so my dick was hard and I stuck it in the exhaust of a car while it was running, and I ended up going to hospital casue I had friest degree burns on my dick.  It was painful and embarsing.  But, I must say my dick got hard ...
 

THERE ARE SOME SAD DUMB FUCKS ON THIS SITE

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Don't you agree? if so, leave a comment. If you are offended, WHO CARES!!!
 

Like A Virgin

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So far i have slept with 12 men, they all think that they are the first man who slept with me. When i sleep with them i make sure I'm on my period so that they think I'm a virgin so when it come to the crunch I turn the lights off so then when I bleed they think its my first time. Then afterwards ...
 

so embarrassed!!! OMG!!

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i am absolutely mortified at what happened to me last nite.  i am a chunky but pretty woman.  i have been chatting with this guy on the internet for weeks and we finally decided to meet up.  i drove to his house in atlanta (about a 2 hour drive) and he took me out to dinner at a nice ...
 
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