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FUCK OBAMA!!!! THAT BASTARD THINKS HES FOOLING US HARD WORKING AMERICANS INTO BELIEVING HIS WAR IS OVER???? HA!!!! THOSE OF US IN THE KNOW ARE WELL INFORMED AND UNDERSTAND THAT THIS SO CALLED WAR ON TERROR WILL NEVER END. HE IS TALKING ABOUT TAKING ...

I know all you Beyonce fans gonna hate on this one but who cares? I just wanna say that bitch is ugly as fuck without her makeup!! Dont believe me? take a look at the pic i found of her online recently and tell me that bitch dont look like a newborn ...

Something very strange is going on here on DLC. What the hell happened to the reaper? I havent seen a comment from him in a long while. And whats the deal with this Real Deal person? Everybody seems to be ganging up on him hating lately. What is it ...

This morning while leaving my home I saw the strangest sight on the way to the bus stop. Now Black people.....I love yall. Yall my peeps, but we gotta do better Black People. So I'm coming down the block, and I see this dude on the corner damn near ...

Hey bitches!!! This is Pat again.... and I have a video to dedicate to all the "straight" and undercover fagilicious bastards that troll this site with thier bullshit.... (for example: The Reaper..... LOL!!!!! Enough Said!) I mean, once ...

HEYYYYYYYY hunny bunnies!!! Guess who this is? YES, YES! It's the one and the MUTHAFUCKING ONLY... PAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You stanking ass no good for nothing, fat funky, ratchett ass BITCHES!!!!!!!!!! I miss y'all monkey ass hoes so gotdamn ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIwTYL1fwJk

I cant stand you fuckin HATERS....Yeah I said it.....H-A-T-E-R-S!!!! Yall motherfuckers lucky I cant respond to these posts and have to a new confession to get shit off my chest. I'm so done with yall. So what I'm not a cum catching Homo like most ...

I dont give a fuck what yall motherfuckers think about me. Yall lowlife pieces of shit cant do nothing for me but shine my motherfuckin' shoes LOSERS. Instead of taking so much of your precious time to attack my sexuality (alot like you hypocrites ...

The DLC admin been jerkin us off with bullshit ass posts. Is it me or did anyone else notice how the title to two recent posts have changed suddenly? there was a story on here about a guy getting slapped literally and the title changed to who gives ...

lmfao ok yall if DLC was a night club how do you picture it would be?
well in my opinion i think it would be a lol big club sorta like a warehouse with only one door lol ( the back door) and its very dark with a whole bunch of bougie ppl standing ...

I live in a high rise condo and I was sitting in my living room looking at gay porn on my 50 inch tv when all of a sudden I look on the pattio and I have a crowd watching me.  The window washers was watching, I was like oh hell, then I said ...

When you see people driving, it's just automatically assumed that this mutha f*cka got a license and registration.  A lot of mutha f*ckas drive with no license.  Where mutha f*ckas f*ck up is they do too much driving with no license and registration. ...

OK...OK....ENUFF OF THE WACK ASS CONFESSIONS. I GOT SOME SHIT I WANNA GET OFF MY CHEST, SO HERE IT GO. TELL ME YALL CO-SIGN OR NOT.

Some mutha f*ckas is just never satisfied no matter what you do for them.  If you pay for a n*gga lawyer, then he ...

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 Two Gay Guys Start Fighting In The Welfare Office....After Fight Is Over,  The Winner ...

Ok now....it has been a couple of days and I have been back and forth to the site. What the fuck is going on with the confessions? I mean...you mean to tell me none of yall nasty cum catchers out there got a story to tell? Damn...I know somebody ...

i mean for real though.
i mean i was fuck a bitch real good, i mean pussy was juicy wet, bro.
okay so i decided to hit the side guts, you know killing that pussy, letting that bitch no who boss. All of a sudden i felt a gush of air pass my dick, i ...

yeah fuck all you bitches
i don't give a fuck, all in my face asking for my food stamps.
Sucking up all my goverment luck.
Fuck all you, no- life- ass hoes.
Worrying about what i got on and where i got my clothes.
payless, walmart.
i can shop if ...

Ok, y'all! This is the Fabolous and Wonderful Pat! I'm back on this bitch! LMAO! Yes, hunny bunnies! Usually I don't fuck with Wendell Williams (lol) but, someone emailed this shit to me a few days ago, and honey!!!! I was floored! Not sure if this ...

i'm bored out of my mind nothing on tv and nothing to do........help!!!!!!!!!!!!