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He Got A Limp

I am a 26 year old black brother and I have been dating this brother for about two months. The other Friday night, we decided to finally do it (have Sex). Be mindful that this brother walks with a limp and I have never asked him why. I figured if he wanted to tell me he would. Any ways, we where looking at a movie and getting all feely touchie and started kissing and one thing lead to another and bam we where in the bedroom. He cut out the lights and we took off our clothes, he took off every thing except his sweat soxs. Het on the edge of the bed and gave me some bomb head.  WOW!!! Then he got some lube and XXL condoms and slid one on me.  He throw his legs on my shoulders, one of his legs where a little heavery then the other. I proceeded to enter the holy land, I was trying to take it easy and dude said tear this booty up.  I was so excited that I tried spread the legs apart so I could really get in the holy land.  Next thing I knew I was standing there with a massive hard on and dudes leg in my hand.  His damn leg fell off and I screamed like a church lady getting the ghost while pastor is preaching.  I was standing there in shock holding dudes prosthetics in my hand. Dude had a fake leg. We both started laughing but I could not perform after that.  I am trying to make things work because he is a really nice guy but that damn shit just spooked my ass out.

 
 
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kalhua,
thaT was HILARIOUS X3 ROTFLOL

JUST ask him what happened and you'll get used to it..
2009-10-01 07:35:35
ummm,
That shit was so funny. I hate to laugh but damn. Give him a chance.
2009-10-01 09:45:31
2 funny,
I work for a prosthetic company and even I was tickled at this story. One time one of our patients came in and the brother was really checking me out. He had a thug swagger. I was kind of turned on so I gave him my number. He came over one day and my daughter (4 years old) accidently kicked his foot and the foot came off. She started screaming and took off. I almost died laughing. The guy had to hop over and get the foot. I was on the floor crying by this time. I was not laughing at the guy but my daugter. I know as a mom that was wrong of me. My daughter to this day still thinks she broke his foot off.
2009-10-01 10:04:13
LOL,
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO....oooo SHIT!.....Ah what the hell...LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! You just made my damn day. And just for that, you better make that damn relationship work...it should never be a dull moment with you two.
2009-10-01 10:29:34
^^^^,
yo story just as funny as the one above.. but yeah talk about it and you'll get over it... LMAO im at work die-ing!!!!!
2009-10-01 10:38:03
B,
Just be glad it was his leg that was removeable!!!! I'm sorry to laugh but this is quite funny... put the kickstand up on the leg and lay back and enjoy your partner!!!!!
2009-10-01 11:17:29
laugh,
bwahhhhh haaaaaa haaaaaa. I needed that laugh, I feel much better now.
2009-10-01 11:26:10
ROFL,
I can stop crying, I have been laughing for about an hour now. We got two stories in one.
2009-10-01 12:46:36
JUst Pissed My Pants,
I laughed so hard, I think I just pissed my pants, I will have to leave work early,
2009-10-01 12:51:36
hmmmmmmmmmm,
Now that was funny! Poor thang. give him a chance
2009-10-01 16:49:08
LMFAO!!!,
You have me rolling over here! I surpised homeboy didnt hop after you.
2009-10-01 20:10:48
DaniGirl,
TOO FUNNY! I was thinking of that old movie with that damn Wayans brother and the chick with the leg hoppin after him!
2009-10-02 12:10:18
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