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I got burned

Iwas drunk the other night and tried to show off for some friends so my dick was hard and I stuck it in the exhaust of a car while it was running, and I ended up going to hospital casue I had friest degree burns on my dick. It was painful and embarsing. But, I must say my dick got hard while I was on the table when the doctor that was working on it kept maying with it. I think he enjoyed pulling on it and shit he had a fat ass and I would hit it.

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Ask Mother Divine,

Mother says you are stupid....

Ding Dong Ding

2008-10-27 05:47:15

Real,

Well common sense lets you know your dick doesnt belong in a car exhaust..................you should be hopeful that you will be able to use it again

2008-10-27 05:55:19

KINP PEN,

LMAO!! U GOTZ TO BE BOUT A IGNORANT MUTHAFUCKA!! FIRST OFF WHAT TYPE OFF NIGGAZ U HANGIN WIT THAT THINK ITZ COOL FOR A NIGGA TO PUT HIS DICK IN AN EXHAUST? THEY MUST BE GAY AND OBVIOUSLY U IS TO!! TALKIN BOUT FUCKIN MALE DOCTORZ AND THINKIN BOUT FUCKIN WHILE U LAYIN ON A HOSPITAL BED GETTIN TREATED!! STOP ACTIN SO MUTHAFUCKIN DUMB AND GROW UP!! WIT UR MIND FRAME, THE NEXT TIME U ON THE HOSPITAL BED BECUZ OF SOMETHING U PUT UR DICK IN IT MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO BE FIXED!! NOW LET THAT MARINATE LAME!!!

2008-10-27 06:19:52

CECRETS,

You have 2 be the worlds biggest asshole. Its funnt but your lucky ur penis didn't get burned off.

2008-10-27 08:24:37

courious,

LMAO! you are a retard and a dumb ass! you burned the skin off your dick but was still thinking about fucking another man while on the ER bed during surgery. You are one perverted MF!

2008-10-27 08:31:23

omg,

Can I put a fire torch to your ass next time? I am sure you would love that. I will make sure I catch your ass and balls aflame.

2008-10-27 12:02:59

LIAR!,

clearly that story is some bullshit...

2008-11-14 06:42:14

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I got burned