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Nope, I don’t have my ankle twisted!

A friend of mine and half of the people at work asked me why I am walking awkwardly this morning. I told him I twisted my ankle. But for the record I lied.  The real reason that I am walking like this is because I met this phine ass gigantic dick brother in the gay club last night and I had sex with this guy. I think it was 15 inches and five or six inches wide, I have never seen anything like it, it was unnatural. I have seen some arm that where not that big! Hell but I was up for the challenge, when boy lubed my ass up and put the head in I bit down on the pillow and screamed like a bitch, he then slowly pushed the rest in and started by fucking me nice and slow.  Then all of a sudden that fool lost his mind and started banging me out like a street whore that boy wore my ass out (yes I clean my ass out before going to the club). I never knew that pain and pleasure could feel so good.  I think he tore my ass hole cause he drew some blood, but no way will I go to the hospital to get help! I’ll probably walk like I wanna shit for few more days! So, got dammit stop asking me why I am walking this way. Old boy just called and wants to hook up again tonight, he said not to many people can take his dick because of the size. 

I am fasting today cause I am not trying to take that first dump today. 

Maybe it will be easier to take tonight.

 
 
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#1 Trophy-Bitch,
Bruh you better take your ass to the hospital you might need some damn stitches l.o.l and you might want to hold out on let him fucking you tonight until you heal up
2008-11-03 06:15:38
Lil Z,
ROFL and your ass is thinking about taking it tonight. I hope you are not wearing white pants to work, you need a kotex or something just in case you still bleeding. I hope he was wearing a condom with all that blood and seaman flowing.
2008-11-03 06:21:06
CECRETS,
LOL @ #1 Trophy Bitch and LilZ. That's some funny shit.

Homie I think u should chill. Don't fuch with ol boy anymore. When he gets done with u ur ass won't have anymore elasticity
2008-11-03 08:28:51
Ask Mother Divine,
Oh Child I got one word for you DEPENDS.
Your ass is going to need an adult size diaper you keep it up. If not you will be walking down the street and shit will just be falling out. We will be able to find you from the crumbs...

Ding Dong Ding...
2008-11-03 08:50:12
Angel,
ROFL!!!!! Mother Divine u r a mess
2008-11-03 08:59:31
courious,
So this is a new meaning to "tear me a new asshole" huh? Your an idiot. You could have some serious harm done to your insides.
2008-11-03 09:47:19
Baby_k,
Mother Divine, u are killing me lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
2008-12-11 12:43:00
......,
FUCK MOTHER DIVINE. OL' HOE ASS TRANSTESTICAL
2008-12-30 13:37:15
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