Meet Me At 4 Play (Part 13) The 4Play Lounge is packed tonight and everything seems to be going okay so far. Damn, I see our Vice President of Operation Lora Michaels who is a cunning b*tch, who sucked more d*ck then I have to get to where she is in the company. But, I must say she is very smart and she knows her business, maybe I should not call her a b*tch just a business women. Why is she standing there talking to my assistant Sheba? Sheba is a trip; she is a diva transvestite that I fell in love with doing her interview with the company. Nobody wanted to hire her so I had to fight for her and they said since you like her so much why not make her your assistant. That was the best move I could have ever made, Sheba is so organized and smart, I can give her a project and watch her work her magic as she would say. She put this whole night together for me, of course I will get all the credit but Sheba will get the gold star from me. I guess I have to speak to the b*tch, hello Ms. Lora Michael’s you are looking wonderful as usual, thank you Jason. Ms. Sheba Lee, I see you have worked you magic again girl. You, know Ms. Sheba always work her magic KA POW. So, Mr. Jason Alexander are you ready for the night, sure Lora everything should be fine. The club is packed all the artists are here, right Ms. Sheba, you know Ms. Sheba has worked her magic KA POW. Ms Sheba says excuse me let me get back stage and get things moving. In my mind I am like please don’t leave me here alone with Ms. Dragon women Lora. Just then I hear a ruckus going on in the VIP Lounge, I ask Lora to excuse me so I can find out what’s going on. Of course when I get over there I see Taye with this look on his face that say’s, this b*itch is crazy. I ask Taye what’s going on and he looks and points to whom else but Malek. I can’t take his ghetto azz no where without him acting a fool. Malek what is going on, and he says this steroid b*itch won’t let me in the VIP Lounge. I say let me handle this Malek, Sir is there a problem, Malek still clowning don’t call that steroid b*tch sir call his azz a punk b*tch. I then ask Malek and Taye to please go to our table and I will work this out. Sir I am sorry, and he says tell your boy I ain’t going to be to may more of his b*tches. What was the problem? Your boy did not have on a wristband so I told him he could not enter without one. I will take care of this my friend and I again apologize for his behavior. Mr. Security says you don’t have to apologize for him Mr. Sexy. Did I just here this fool right Mr. Sexy, I am like that’s me baby. He then handed me his business card and say call me when you want a real man to show you a good time. Damn, I was like the wicked witch in the movie the Wizard of Oz I started melting. What’s you name, he says just call me 4 Play like the 4 Play Lounge yeah that is right, damn I am Jason yeah I know that been watching you for a while. Ok Mr. 4 Play, yeah my dad owns the club, I see the apple did not fall far from the tree. What I wanted to say is I hope you are top because your father has already bottomed for me. Yeah that’s right, I have already had sex with his father and I am most defiantly going to have sex with the son real soon. 4 Play told me to comeback later for a tour of the upstairs area. I said trust me I will be back. I headed to my table to deal with Mr. Bipolar again, there he sits looking like a school kid in the principals office. Malek what the f*ck where you thinking this is my job we are talking about and you could have put it in jeopardy. All security wanted was for you to put on your wristband, sh*t put the damn thing on. Then stupid azz Malek said well I did not like the way he spoke to me, I am sorry baby I will put it on. Then Malek says, are you mad at me? Of course I sad no, but that was a big lie, I think I felt my noise growing. Taye is looking at me like you are such a liar. What am I doing with this fool? Malek say’s I be back I am going to apologize, Lawd please don’t let this fool. Taye could not wait until Malek left the table before he said you are so right this kid is bipolar you just don’t know who is going to show up. Here we go again another one of Mr. Jason Alexander science projects or should I says sperm donors. Taye I feel like I am raising a freaking kid and not a grown azz man, Taye says that you should have left his azz on the street where you found him and we both said at the same time with his brown paper bag. I need a drink, waiter can you bring me a Dirty Martini Up with Chopin and Taye ask for a Man Up which is short for Manhattan on the rocks. Taye then says to the waiter I need a Man Up in the worst way. The waiter answer was, every woman wants one, Taye says okay Ms. B*tch just then I crawled under the table. To Be Continued… MA