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I've seen a few racist posts on here. I'm new to DLC, how do you report them? They're quite offensive. If there's no way to report them, that's appalling.

 

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Dec 27, 2009

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Wait baby I can explain, jalen frantically yelled from the bottom of the
stairs. No need to explain sharay said coming down the stairs wit the
long shiny black tool in hand. To jalens surprise it wasn't the 9mm he
thought she was going to get but rather the dildo she used from time to
time whenever she needed a quick fix and jalen dick wasn't on deck.
Twirling the dildo with a devilish grin placed upon her face sharay was
the center of attention in the living room. Well,well,well, what do we
have here? Sharay questioned the room of shocked,dumb founded lookin
faces. Baby I can, was the only 3 words jalen could get out his mouth
before sharay cut him off. Baby I can what muthafucka? Sharay yelled.
What, you can explain she said finishing his sentence and answering her
question. Well there's no need to explain muthafucka! sharay said in a
far more serious tone then her body language suggested. Sensing the
tension in the air the other sharae and massiah started reaching for
their clothes but sharay was reaching in her coach bag at the 9mm she
threw in there while upstairs. Not so fast lady and gentlemen! she said
brandishing the gun. What's the rush bitch? She asked the naked girl
sitting on her leather sofa. You seemed to have been enjoyin ur self a
minute ago when my man was eatin your pussy, and jalen you were
definitely enjoyin your self with massiahs dick inside ur ass witch if I
might add is bigger than yours she said in a sarcastic tone winking at
massiah wit a smile. I never would have imagined you were gay massiah,
you always portrayed the role of a straight thug nigga while my baby on
the other hand he use drop little signs from time to time so I suspected
it but I would never thought I would walk in on some shit like this!!
Sharay spoke like she was a teacher in front of student and the 9 was
her pointing stick. So don't let me stop the party! sharay said. In fact
I insist! Since you muthafuckaz say fuck me then you know it fuck you,
literally sharay laughed. Join ur friends on the couch you gay ass nigga
she demanded more than she suggested pointing the burner at jalen wit
her finger on the trigger. Naw fuck that! All you muthafuckaz assume the
position! she instructed as she waved the gun from person to person. You
muthafuckas aint movin fast snuff sharay yelled getting frustrated. What
the fuck you mean assume the position massiah asked. You muthafuckas say
fuck me so im about to fuck you sharay answered, so everybody on ur
knees, back to me,leaned over on the couch! And try to relax your ass
muscles for old big black here! she said smiling at the dildo. With the
sharae scarred to death and jalen asshole still throbbin for a packin
they raced to the floor like it was a contest but the only reward they
were about to receive was fucking by a 13 inch dildo and that's if they
were lucky. Well you aint about to fuck me with that fucking dildo, is u
crazy? Massiah asked. You muthafuckin right im crazy and either you get
have this sharay said pointing the gun at his head or u can have this
she said pointing the dildo at him like she had two 9z in a western
flick. With that dick your packin tho if u play fair you may even get
some of this pussy and I will keep this little thing between us but
first thing first! she laughed. Massiah knew she had the upper hand and
decided to play along with this crazy bitch even tho he wasn't sure how
this shit would play out, even with participation. Since you were the
last one down on the ground it only right you be the first to get fucked
but first let me lube this thing up! she said ass she slipped the
swollen head of the dildo in share. Sharae let out a gasp and started to
bounce back and forth on the tip of the dildo. Just as she began to get
into it and her juices started to flow, sharay snatched the dildo out of
her and said, wait ur turn bitch! now hold still she instructed massiah
as she spread one aaa cheek open with the gun. After lickin the girl
juices off the head of the dildo she let a glog of spit run down it and
started to work the head in and out of massiahs ass. After a minute of
working the head in and out, massiah was ready for some inches just not
the 9 sharay forced in his man hole causin him to let out loud cry
rather than a moan. Take it like a man ur ride is almost comin to a end
she said with the gun restin on the small of his back. Jalen asshole
already wet wit anticipation of get fucked next made it a easy access
for the 13in python. Gun still rest on massiahs snatched the dildo out
of massiah and plowed it into jalen. Damn nigga, I guess u couldn't wait
because ur ass is wet as water but for ur sake that's a good thing
because since ur the one that caused me the most pain, u get it the
worst. Well that's what she thought but little did she know was that
jalen used this dildo on more than a few occasions and it really molded
him to be able to withstand any size dick a nigga slung his way. Ater
workin the dildo inside jalen deep and slow, his enjoyment seemed to
make her even more upset so she began to ram it him fast and hard!
Fuckin the dildo like a champ, everytime sharay pushed foward wit the
dildo he threw it back. Matchin the sharay thrust for thrust with the
dildo she bagan to notice that the pain she thought she would inflict
with the 13inches was more like pleasuring jalen and that really wasn't
her aim. Before she could get the dildo out of jalens ass good she seen
the juices of what appeared to be cum but wasn't sure if a man could
really have an orgasm out his ass. With the dildo all sticky from the
liquids that flowed from jalens ass she wasted no time plowing it into
shareas. Jalen so horny from the fucking he'd just received he
completely disregarded the real situation at hand and started to feast
on massiahs long,thick,throbbin authentic dick. Gagin off the pole from
the smack he received to the back off the head from the gun let him
know that this wasn't ur typical orgy and he would be following
direction. Gun pointed at his head sharay said, oh you muthafuckas think
this a game huh? Well imma leave u two to play while I take care of some
biznezz of my own. Bitch put ur fucking clothes on, I will deal with u
later! sharay instructed the girl. Both massiah and jalen just sat there
with a look of confusion on there face not knowin what was goin on.
Don't worry about my things bitch! Sharay said to jalen. You also can
hold big black down since u seem to enjoy it so much! she said throwin
the dildo at jalen laughin. While jalen just sat there quite at a lost
for words his eyes began to water from the many thoughts that consumed
his head while sharay on the other hand smiled and told the girl, bitch
come on, lets get the fuck out of here.
 
THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS BE CAREFUL WHAT U DO, HOW U DO IT, AND WHO U
DO IT WITH!!
 
LMAO!!! THIS REALLY IS MORE OF SOME COMICAL SHIT THAN SEXUALLY AROUSING
IN MY OPINION, SO JUST READ AND I HOPE U ENJOY IT....LMAO!
 
 
Comments
BARBIE,
LOL, I thought it was funny..
2009-01-06 14:20:30
KING PEN,
LMAO! I KNOW ITS BEEN FOREVER AND MOST OF U MAY HAVE FORGOTTEN ABOUT THIS STORY AND I DON'T BLAME U, THIS WAS ONE OF MY FIRST STORIES ON HERE JUST TO SEE IF THE PEOPLES WERE FEELIN ME AND I THANK EVERYBODY FOR UR SUPPORT! A SPECIAL THANKZ TO MY BABY HONEY FOR POSTING THIS FOR ME EVEN THO U USED A BIG AZZ FONT....LOL! ALL FEEDBACK IS APPRECIATED POSITVE OR NEGETIVE!

LOVE IS LOVE THE ONE AND ONLY KING PEN SIGNIN OUT!! FUCK WIT ME
2009-01-06 14:21:56
Honey,
Thats a lie it was sexually arousing!!!! DAMN, DAMN, DAMN..... My juices are flowing at work. You wrong for that KP getting me all excited in my little cubicle. You right Shit Happenz; I just wish it didnt have to end like that.... "I got nothing but love for you baby"
2009-01-06 14:26:30
Honey,
Look King Pen DLC used that font. The font was much smaller then it just enlarged when it posted, just like you do when you see me....LMAO!!!
2009-01-06 14:28:13
courious,
hmmmmmmmmmmm......... LOL!
Good Story
2009-01-06 14:51:38
THISSITEISCRAZY,
hold on damn i dont remember this one now I have to go back and read it!
2009-01-06 15:05:34
THISSITEISCRAZY,
okay i remember now just getting refreshed...about to read pt 3 now!
2009-01-06 15:16:10
THISSITEISCRAZY,
Okay so babe... did the two chicks know eachother? Ummm just a lil dissapointed...but thanks for finishing it..now I can sleep at ease... kind of... when are you coming back over ;)
2009-01-06 15:30:53
LMAO! AT this trick! ^^,
He never left you his number after the last time? LOL.. what a chick will do for a little attention a peice of dick man....
2009-01-06 15:57:08
KING PEN,
@ MY SPECIAL FRIEND THISSITEISCRAZY, YEA IMMA BE THERE TONIGHT SO GET READY! LIKE THE ROOTS SAY, IM COMIN TO BREAK YOU OFF....LMAO! TO ANSWER UR QUESTION THO. YEA THE 2 GIRLZ KNEW EACH OTHER AND WERE ACTUALLY FUCKIN AROUND. WHEN SHE WAS OUT OF TOWN THATZ WHO SHE WAS WITH. JUST TO KIND OF LEAVE IT WITH A BETTER CLOSURE I MIGHT CONTINUE! LET ME KNOW WHAT YALL THINK!
2009-01-06 16:09:19
The Reaper,
Classic.....
2009-01-06 18:04:23
iQon,
This shit, sucks. This shit put me clean the fukk to sleep. You nor the fukkin' reaper can write better than me. My shit blows both you fukkaz shit away, put together. I cannot believe you have all this mouth@King Pen, yet this is your writing level. I was dying to read the shit you've tried, and I do mean tried to write.

My shit, my shit,@King Pen, makes you go, w.oooo.w!

King Pen, mayne, you need to go sit cho faggit ass down somewhere. Non writing ass nigga. You and that bitch, The faggit ass Reaper, bitches.

This shit almost put me to sleep, also just like that shit The faggit ass Reaper tried to write: " A Day In The Life Of The Faggit Ass Reaper.

Two non writing ho'z. @King Pen, this shit sucks, horribly writen. Wrongly put together. Just horrible. My lil 2nd grade nephew could have done a better job than this. This shit is not better than: " Humping Away!" Or anything I've written. This shit is not better than my comments to the board.

iQon

iQon!
2009-01-06 22:25:13
iQon,
And, yeah, Shit Happens. You've tried to write this shit, that's the fukked up shit that happens.

Bitch@King Pen. Or should I say: " Non-writing, non-talented bitch. @ King Pen, you are, yesterdays news, presently(today's) nobody, and tomorrow's nothing. Non-talented ass. Non-writing bitch. Go yo ass back to bed, betta yet, pull this shit down off the fukkin' board; I see why yo ass never finishes a fukkin' story. Yo ass can't write not at fukkin' all; now I see why you and the fukkin Reaper's dumb ass tries to click up together. Two fukkin' faggit bitches.

Faggit bitches. Non-writing faggit bitches, the both of you two faggit bitches. I see why the two of you bitches ride each others nutts. Faggitz.

iQon!
2009-01-06 22:28:47
iQon,
And@King Pen, I've seen on the board where you've tried or you're trying to pen all types of articles and comments on me. I've noticed that on several articles yo ass have claimed I've written the article or I have made the fukkin' comment. Black bitch, I know you know I have excellent writing skills. But, black bitch, everthing written to the board that's good and excellently written does not mean it's written by me. First you've claimed I've written everything in the 'Thug Category' on this board, yet, it is proven others has contributed to the board.

Dawg, all you can do is call me, gay. Which is not true. But look at all the other categories I have you beat, hands down in.

Writing
Swag
Humor
Making Sense
Length of posts
communications
thoroughness
mystiQue(mysterious)
visual undestanding

I have you beat in so many other categories I cannot mention. This is your writing level and, The Reaper calls this a classic. Yeah, classic bullshit!

iQon!
2009-01-06 22:41:08
iQon,
And, I'm rating this 'classic bullshit' a one star fukkin' post, and you are dayum lucky, I cannot give this shit a half star as they do in vibe magazine. You are dayum lucky I cannot give yo ass zero-stars; that would mean, I shouldn't rate the fukkin' article, but somebody might come behind me and give yo lil faggit ass a five star rating; and this shit is not even a fukkin' zero-rating. Non-writing, non-talented, bitch.

I see exactly why yo shit had slipped from: King Pen, to KP, formerly known as King Pen, to, kp, no capital letters. Level zero swag havin' ass, non-writing, non-talented ass, faggit bitch.

you and the fukkin' Reaper's dumb faggit ass. Well, @The Reaper, you know the saying: " If you stand for nothing, you'll fall for anything." You've fallen far this bullshit ass story@The Reaper, calling it a classic. We know you have very low standards, very low. Yeah, this is a classic; this is some classic bullshit!

iQon!
2009-01-06 22:50:03
KING PEN,
Ok what ever you say sweet booty....lmao! Just please don't flood my story with all of ur ignorant gay azz dick ridin post!! If you don't like it just go to another story baby girl! All this foolishness aint called for....lmao! I see my story made u want to leave a comment well not one but numerous, I must be doin something right...lmao! yesterday u wanted to be a gay serial killer, what u wanna be today girl? Lmao! Nigga hop off my dick would u? You and everybody else know u don't got shit on me! Now switch yo gay azz back to iqondaleeza's world ignorant bitch!
2009-01-06 23:11:41
iQon,
No, bitch@kp, no capital letters,

No, this shit did not make me want to comment. I couldn't believe this is your level of writing, and you have all this fukkin' mouth. You did not make me leave lots of comments; I had a lot to say because I've never read anything you've written besides those fukked up ass comments to other people stories or articles; and reading those comments, I knew you were stoopid, stoopid bitch.

As I've already stated and pointed out^^^^^, yo can only call me gay, that's your only shot. Now let's see you remove your mind away from my sexuality which you know nothing of, let's see you try and attack me on anything other than your fantasy of me being, gay.

You can't because you have limited thinking capabilities; look at this fukkin' original article. WTF? Dawg, as Secretary of State; Hillary Clinton said in her DNC speech: " No Way, No How, No McCain. " Well, No Way, No How, No kp, no capital letters. Get the point, go sit cho ass down.
iQon!
2009-01-06 23:30:34
iQon,
Oooo, and fukk you and this horribly written ass story. This shit needs me to flood this fukkin' story with comments so I can take the focus off how horrible this classic bullshit is.

Black bitch, step up yo fukkin' swag. You should be happy a talented, sophisticated individual would take the time out to leave a comment on this horribly written classic bullshit. Any normal person wouldn't want their name associated with no bullshit that's as horribly written as this. A normal, state of the art writer such as myself, a rock-star writer, that I am, you should be extremely happy, I've taken the time to fukkin' leave my signature on this bullshit ass article. I should be ashamed to even say I've took the time to read this bullshit, let alone, take the time to cuss yo fukkin' ass out for trying to pull the wool over somebody's eyes. But, I see why you are supposedly the King Pen, with all these writing skills.

Half these fukkaz dropped out of high-school, they don't know shit..Q
2009-01-06 23:35:23
iQon,
And, yo fukkin' ass needs to stop hurling those fukkin' gay ass lingos and lexiQons towards an obvious ass, goon. Look at this bullshit, I cannot believe you thought this shit was or is even close to some Nobel Prize or, Pulitzer prize winning material.

Reading this shit gives me a fukkin' headache. WTF? All the anticipation of wanting to read the shit you've been writing, and this is fukkin' it. This is the shit you were on the board braggin' about not completing. Hell, I got news for yo non-talented ass. You are correct, if my writing skills were on this fukkin' 2nd grade level; I'll refuse to complete the shit also. You should just stop trying to write because you cannot write, at fukkin' all. Nowonder, you didn't finish, first, it's a pattern of not finishing high-school; lifestyle pattern of not finishing shit, that's first. Secondly, you cannot write, at fukkin' all. I know you have to strain your mind to create new materials which is why you never finish.

iQon!
2009-01-06 23:40:05
iQon,
And@kp, no capital letters,

I'm such a fabulous, sophisticated writer; everytime you read a well written article on this board; you automatically assume, then, yo dumb ass gets on that person's article and credit me with their hard work. Everytime. I've not been on this board at all, yesterday. I'm reading articles from, yesterday, today. And, I've seen where you've accused me of being another poster who's name begins with an (i), ijaz. I'm not ijaz. Then you goes on accusing me of writing a few other articles on yesterdays board or group of articles, why? Because the shit that I write makes yo lil non-talented, no swag having ass, think. I put shit on yo fukkin' mind when I write which is why you always try to decipher everybody's material posted to the board, hoping, one day, you'll get lucky, and it will actually be me who have posted that article you think is me, ho!

You can't fukk wid me homie, on no level. Yo swag is at level-zero, homey! Go park it!

iQon!
2009-01-06 23:50:10
iQon,
As, Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton's, DNC speech said: " No Way, No How, No McCain. "

I'm going to say: " No Way, No How, No, kp, no capital letters. "

Once again, you are on the losing team, and I'm once again on the winning team.

Go sit cho non-talented, award accepting ass, down.

No wonder all your comments alway sounds or has the vibe of you being on the very first annual Grammy Awards, you know, way back when, when the grammiez didn't have microphones for the artists to give their acceptance speeches...lol! They stood at the middle of the stage towards the front and, screamed towards the camera and audience members...lol!

That was way back in, what, 1906!, like, your writing skill or your skill level of writing.

Dude, I can go on, and on, all night long dawgin' this shit out, but I gotta go get my millionaire's goon sleep, homey!

Step up yo swag, yo shit is at level-zero, and I see why! You ain't shit. Compare this to: Humping Away! No-Comparison..Q!
2009-01-06 23:57:34
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