I truly believe i am a witch.  i cast spells on my mens and make them loves me even tho im fat and homely.  I conjured up a brew to make my neighbors husband have an affair, all because she is pretty and slim with long hair.  i hate that bitch.  IM working on a potion right now to make men stay with me for more than a month, alls I need is an eye of newt and the tooth of an elephant (actually i get that monday  they pulled my mama's wisdom tooth and she gon mail it to me overnite).  oh well, off i go, time to grab my broomstick and ride the night skies!!!!!!